New Clergy at our home

My wife and I are pleased to announce that we have two new clergy at our house. These two individuals are somewhat unique. Shortly after their birth they were witnesses to a homicide in New York City. During the confusion this caused their mother disappeared and was never located, their father had previously disappeared prior to their birth. They were rescued by the crime scene photographer who took them to his home in upper Manhattan. Their circumstances at that location could have best been described as "Early American Crack Den" A short time later a poor soul on Long Island rescued them from that environment and got them into the witness protection program. Later the entire crew moved west.

Upon their arrival at their new home in the west these two continued to practice the Judaism that they had grown up with, faithfully observing Shabbat every Friday evening. However, they also dabbled a bit in Hinduism and also took up singing. One of their favorite songs was the "Flower Song" from Lakme by Delibes (They had been inspired by the British Airways TV commercial that also uses this song). Recently they decided to open a new chapter in their lives and joined the Four Corners Church; they have enthusiastically embraced this movement. On Friday, March 16 they were granted ministerial credentials with this group, with the proviso that they maintain a godly lifestyle and remain in fellowship with their "brothers and sisters" in the faith.

I give you the Rev Pee Wee Golden and the Rev Herman Golden.