The Light Bulb
More religious light bulb jokes, folks:
- How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? - Only one, since his/her hands are already in the air.
- How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? - None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
- How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb? - Six men. One to authorize the change, two to look up references in the Book of Mormon and also look up other sources to determine what Joseph Smith and Brigham Young would do and three to keep the women in submission, keeping them from giving advice, instructions or usurping authority over men.
- How many Foursquares does it take to change a light bulb? - Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
- How many tele-evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? - One, but for the message of the light to continue, send in your love gift today.
- How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they use candles.
posted by Recovering4Sqr | 8:30 PM
1 Comments:
Oh, how I love the candles.
You forgot some:
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
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